brother texts : banter / comeuppance

J: U gonna come see ur handsome brother maybe?

Me: I dunno, it’s too far of a drive to go see Eli πŸ˜‰

J: What?

J: Jerkface!!!!

– OR –

J: Lol ur such a heartless wretch.

Me: Why thank you!!

J: πŸ˜› you don’t deserve to be of my blood.

Me: Good thing you’re adopted then πŸ˜‰

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